"Everything has a place," said the God of Gravity, "and that place is with me." It breathed in, and things began to fall.
"Look," said Newton, hurling himself in a wide arc to avoid the god's gaping maw, "I know you want to help, but you're only complicating things."
"I defy causality!" said the Quark.
"And that's very impressive," said Newton, ducking a hurtling rock, "but I need to focus."
The Quark bounced up and down vaguely. "Have you seen Higgs?"
"Okay, you... just... just go wait in the car."
The Quark cocked its head. "I've already always been there."
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