Hello, Animal Control?
Yes, this is Father Deagle. We've got a problem at the old church.
The one up on Haynes Street, yes.
Well, the old bell-tower hasn't been cleaned in a while and it seems now I've got some bats in my belfry- Hello?
You know, this is the same thing that happened when I called that toy company and reported that, after several games, I'd discovered I wasn't playing with a full deck. Why do you think this is happening, Sister Drusilla?
What do you mean, "miaow"? Is that French?
You know I don't speak French.
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