Monday, March 7, 2011


Hello, Animal Control?

Yes, this is Father Deagle. We've got a problem at the old church.

The one up on Haynes Street, yes.

Well, the old bell-tower hasn't been cleaned in a while and it seems now I've got some bats in my belfry- Hello?


Well, sugar!

You know, this is the same thing that happened when I called that toy company and reported that, after several games, I'd discovered I wasn't playing with a full deck. Why do you think this is happening, Sister Drusilla?

What do you mean, "miaow"? Is that French?

You know I don't speak French.

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