Its eazy to have freinds. Pepul think its hard but its not. I figgered out how along time ago and if I can figger it out then you can to.
The secret is when they laff at you. Nowon is scarred when they laff. Thats why clowns are scary but we laff at them neway.
I thot at first it was a real good idea. I thot I was faking it a little. I dint have anything speshel abowt me, but I new I cud be dum.
I dunno. It dozen seem like such a good idea sometimes now neway.
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